Thursday, June 14, 2007

Unfortunate Omission

Mrs. James, an expert in legal matters, has told me that, in my report of the homeowner's meeting, I failed to mention the massage services that were available, although I did mention the snack bar, and that my neglect may constitute restraint of trade.

I am anxious to set the matter straight: I believe that getting your neck rubbed by a stranger can be highly therapeutic in the right situation. But the only thing I can imagine, worse than sitting through a homeowners' meeting, is sitting through one while getting a massage.

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