By now, you have all received an E-Mail from the Community Liberty Management, clarifying the new water regulations now in effect. I commend the Community Liberty Management for bringing this important information to the attention of the subdivision.
Although I am in no way connected with the Community Liberty Management, I would like to announce the immediate availability of a large supply of used bathwater in gallon jugs. Through the overwhelming generosity of individuals, throughout the county, who take lots of baths, but have no plants of their own, this precious resource has been obtained and will be made available to dues-paying homeowners, free of charge.
Understand that this is the genuine article, not just some runoff from the Retention Pond. Speaking of which, let me add that we still have a few bottles of Old Retention, Black Label, if anyone is in need of replenishment.
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
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