Announcement

The regular meeting and walkabout of the Unusual Lifeforms Committee will be held next Wednesday at the retention pond. This location has proved to be extremely productive for the discovery of interesting specimens. As it is expected to be quite warm, and committee members are often forgetful, pith helmets will be made available to all, courtesy of the Heat Stroke Prevention Subcommittee. After the reading of the minutes from last month's trek to the dumpster behind the Regal Theater, discussion will be resumed about the classification of a recently discovered organism with a shape like fusilli, but a lingering odor of Wildroot Cream Oil.