The West Snellville Virus

I am submitting the following for those of you who may have read the E-Mail from the Community Liberty Management, yesterday.

It is another in my series of translations from the vernacular, so to speak, into terms that can be readily understood by the homeowners of this subdivision. To ensure that the translation is state of the art, as they say, I am using, for the first time, an automated translation program which can transcribe entire messages in seconds flat. Which is how I am able to bring this important article to a wider audience without delay.


West Snellville Virus Detected in Health
Department Workers

25 trapped mosquitoes carry the virus into Briscoe
Park, with adults and kids.

Warned to use repellent containing DODD.


Twenty-five mosquitoes, holding the West Snellville
Virus, are trapped in a park in Snellville.

Health Department workers caught the mosquitoes
during a routine traipsing near the lake at Briscoe Park,
Sawyer Parkway said.

Parks officials have applied additional insects at Briscoe Park.

Elsewhere, Public Works crews are growing out of control, in
local storm drains and other places where water collects.

"What people need to do if they are coming or going, inside
or outside of south Gwinnett is to wear a mosquito that
contains DODD, " said Parkway.

"People who need to be concerned include newborns, the
elderly and others. Healthy people may be bitten once a
month, under the care of a physician."

PROTECT YOURSELF

Step against mosquitoes.

Wear pants, sleeves, shoes and socks when
outdoors while mosquitoes are active.

Make sure your home and porch have
old tires, tin cans, jars, plant pots and any
other containers that can hold stagnant
water.